Positive Thinking

Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."

Son: "I will choose my own bride!"

Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter."

Son: "Well, in that case... ok"

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

Father: "But this young man is vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as your vice-president. "

President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!"

Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that case... ok"

This is how business is done!!

Moral:

Even if you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude should be positive.


p/s : erm... Bill Gates ade anak laki x ??? haha...

If You Love Someone...

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, SET HIM FREE..
IF HE COMES BACK, HE'S YOURS,
IF HE DOESN'T, HE NEVER WAS...

- The New Versions................

Pessimist:

If you love someone, Set him free .... If he ever comes back, he's yours, If he doesn't, as expected, he never was.

Shakespeare:

If you love someone, Set him free .... If he ever comes back, he's yours, If he doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself.

Optimist:

If you love someone, Set him free .... Don't worry, he will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone, Set him free .... If he ever comes back, ask him why.

Impatient:

If you love someone, Set him free .... If he doesn't comes back within some time forget him.

Patient:

IF you love someone, Set him free .... If he doesn't come back, continue to wait until he comes back

Playful:

If you love someone, Set him free .... If he comes back, and if you love him still, set him free again and again and again.....

C++ Programmer:

If(you-love(m_him)) m_him. free() if(m_he == NULL) m_he= new Chim;

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone, Set him free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone, Set him free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....

Bill Gates:

If you love someone, Set him free, If he comes back, I think we can charge him for re-installation fees but tell him that he's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:

If you love someone, Set him free, he'll evolve.

Statisticians:

If you love someone, Set him free, If he loves you, the probability of him coming back is high If he doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone, Set him free, HE'LL BE BACK!

Salesman:

If you love someone, Set him free .... If he ever comes back, deal! If he doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

Insurance agent:

If you love someone, Show him the plan .... If he ever comes back, sign him up, If he doesn't, keep follow up with him and never give up!

Physician:

If you love someone, Set him free .... If he ever comes back, it's the law of gravity, If he doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician:

If you love someone, Set him free .... If he ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!), If he doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos (52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.

Nowadays' style:

If You Love Someone, Set him free, If he Comes Back, he is Yours

If he Doesn't, Hunt him Down and Kill him...!!!

OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT...

If you love someone WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HIM FREE???